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THE PATRON SAINT OF ETH DEGENS
LEGEND SAYS HE WAS ONCE A NORMAL HUMAN DEGEN LIKE YOU, BUT AFTER MONTHS OF CONSUMING THE FILTH OF THE ETH NETWORK, AND EATING UP THE GARBAGE PRODUCED BY ETH 'DEVELOPERS,' HE BECAME SLIMON THE SLIME!
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SLIMON WAS MADE FOR FUN AND DOES NOT HOLD ANY REAL VALUE. DON'T RISK MONEY YOU ARE AFRAID OF LOSING. THE PRICE MAY GO UP OR IT MAY GO DOWN. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE PRICE OF THE TOKEN.
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COMMUNITY OPERATED!
COMMUNITY DESIGNED!
SLIMON SAID TO HIMSELF, LET'S END THE VICIOUS CYCLE OF FED-UP TRADERS BECOMING DEVS THAT CREATE GARBAGE TOKENS, AND CREATE A TOKEN ABOUT A GARBAGE DEV!
DEPOSIT ETH IN A WEB3 WALLET
PASTE THE SLIMON CA IN UNISWAP SWAP
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HOLD FOR DEAR LIFE!
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HOW TO BUY SLIMON!
HE MAY BE MADE OF GARBAGE AND FILTH, BUT HIS HEART IS PURE AND UNCORRUPTED!
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